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whereigowhenimnothere:

merrymrdarcy:

so i called the nearby starbucks to see if they were open because my dad wasn’t sure and wanted me to ask so i asked them in gollum’s voice “HELLO IS PRECIOUS OPEN TODAY?”

and the guy on the other line replied with “YES PRECIOUS IS OPEN TODAY UNTIL 3 MY PRECIOUS YESSSSSSSS”

I FUCKING FLIPPED OUT AND I WAS LAUGHING AND SOBBING

AND THE GUY ON THE OTHER LINE ASKED “IS PRECIOUS OKAY”

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abigiggle:

I want these tattoo’s so bad!!!! <3

f0x:

i think one of the most common questions i get is to update you guys on the status of my ears, haha! it’s pretty funny to me. but here you go - since last time, not too much has changed…

industrial, snug, and three lobe piercings on my left ear; cartilage, conch, 8g, 0g, and 14g on my right. i think my next will be a tragus.